Advice for Liberals
Liberals, I understand your plight.
You are out of power in America, and cannot believe
it. Your intellectual superiority and moral
supremacy make you crazy when you compare yourselves
with Neanderthal Republicans. With the GOP making a
mess of federal finances and ignoring the crisis on
our Southern Border, can you capitalize electorally
in 2006 and 2008? I have some advice that might help
you:
Stop it with all the hate, rage and
anger. Remember, "Hate is not a Family Value".
If you do persist in hating, try to
hate Al Quaida as much as you hate President Bush.
Advocate a balanced federal budget
and find a program or two that could be cut. You'll
get Republican votes if you do that. Also, the
public doesn't like taxes that much you might want
to soft pedal on that.
Adopt a pro-immigrant, anti-illegal
immigrant stance. This is sensible and to the right
of the GOP, which is completely captive to business
and agriculture on this issue.
Teach Hillary to smile and to speak
without being shrill.
Get Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and
Howard Dean off the TV. They are clownish figures at
best. Barack Obama would be much better.
Try really hard to win political
debates without resorting to insult within the first
two minutes. "Bush is a Nazi" not only isn't true,
but actually hurts your cause.
Encourage the NAACP to celebrate the
achievements of conservative blacks.
Hold as many vigils for victims of
crime as you do for cop killers and death row
inmates.
Quit lying about spending
"cuts". When the GOP took the Congress in 1994 the
federal budget was $1.2 trillion. Today is $2.77
trillion. Some revolution. Nothing has been cut and
most people that can add know it.
Admit that Social Security and
Medicare are bankrupt. Defending Ponzi schemes
should be left to the corrupt.
World War Three started September 11,
2001 because your beloved former President paid no
attention to terrorism. If you want the public to
trust you with Homeland Security, be at least as
outraged about Islamic murderers as you are about
wiretapping.
The gay marriage thing isn't working.
Give it a rest.
You've become the movement of death,
with abortion and euthanasia being your signature
issues. I think death might not be a great issue to
run on.
Finally, have some more
kids. Conservatives are winning the battle here, and
guess how we are raising our children?
Michael Der Manouel, Jr. |